(Lambert) alchemical wolf goat's milk soap

"The young witcher I met at Kaer Morhen sure is quarrelsome and he has a biting tongue... He is rude, especially to Triss Merigold, who he addresses by her last name. I think at times he uses rudeness to express his fondness for someone."

What was the rhyme? Lambert, Lambert, what a -. Ahem. Anyway.

Everyone's favourite bastard witcher with a lot of bark and even more bite. With scents of sweet orange, bergamot, woodsmoke and leather, and black pepper. Surprisingly cheery, like an unexpected firecracker. He's a sweetie, really. Under the explosions, atypical fishing gear, and justified misanthropy.

Ingredients:

goat’s milk base (aqua, glycerin, sodium stearate, sorbitol, sodium laurate, goat milk, propylene glycol, sodium laureth sulfate, sodium chloride, sodium lauryl sulfate, titanium dioxide (CI 77891), stearic acid, lauric acid, pentasodium pententate, tetrasodium etidronate), fragrance oils, mica